CONFIDENTIAL QUESTION 01 / 14
A completely unserious investigation
Is Your GF
a SPY?
Does she know too much? Remember things you said in 2019? Have suspiciously elite interrogation skills? The agency has questions.
OFFICIAL SPY DETECTOR™
Does she know where you are?
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Did you tell her yesterday?
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YES
STILL SUSPICIOUS
STILL SUSPICIOUS
NO
EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS
EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS
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SPY???
Question 01 / 14Case status: OPEN
CASE GF-014 / PROCESSING
ANALYZING CLASSIFIED DATA...
Consulting the Department of Wild Assumptions...
⚠ CLASSIFIED RELATIONSHIP THREAT DETECTED ⚠
RELATIONSHIP INTELLIGENCE REPORT
CASE #GF-014
SUBJECT: YOUR GIRLFRIEND
STATUS: UNDER OBSERVATION
CASE ID: GF-014
SPY SUSPICION: PENDING
THREAT LEVEL: PENDING
STATUS: UNDER OBSERVATION
CASE ID: GF-014
SPY SUSPICION: PENDING
THREAT LEVEL: PENDING
TOP SECRET
The verdict is in.
SPY SUSPICION SCORE
% SUSPICIOUS*
THREAT LEVELCALCULATING...
LOWCONCERNINGSUSPICIOUSHIGHLY
CLASSIFIEDDEFINITELY
A SPY
CLASSIFIEDDEFINITELY
A SPY
☷ EVIDENCE LOG / HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE
RECOMMENDATION: KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE.
*This score is entirely fictional and has no relationship to whether anyone is a spy. This is a comedy quiz, not evidence, advice, or a reason to investigate another person. Please don't take it seriously.